Big hint: 10% off everything…
Table of Contents
- 1 Big hint: 10% off everything…
- 2 10% discount on everything you buy from our store.
- 3 MarsHydro: A brief introduction
- 4 What else we like about MarsHydro grow lights
- 5 Advantages of buying from DazzleKat
- 6 10% Discount on Everything?
- 7 A CONSPIRACY FABLE ABOUT FAANG, BANKSTERS, TABAKKY AND GUMMINT
- 8 legal tomato growers.
- 9 FREE BEGINNERS' GROW GUIDE
If you’ve been thinking about growing cannabis at home and looking into the equipment needed then a) welcome, you’re in the right place, and b) you’ve probably already run across the name MarsHydro.
We’ve written positively about their grow lights on more than one occasion, with one or more MARS Lights making our Top 10 for the past few years. We also know their lights are big sellers with our readers.
So why are we writing about them again now?
Because you need to know about OUR NEW STORE. (Sad-funny story about the conspiracy among the FAANG companies, the Banksters, the BigBadTabakkyGuys and the US Gummint below this article.) Its name is DazzleKat and it lives at DazzleKat.com.
Yep, you heard right.
We are selling MarsHydro LED Grow Lights shipped straight from MarsHydro’s US warehouse.
And our shop is cheaper than Amazon. (You can’t accuse us of burying the lead!)
Because we are also offering a…
10% discount on everything you buy from our store.
Just enter “10off” at checkout to claim your discount on EVERYTHING.
And—EVEN MORE—there’s free shipping to the continental US.
So if you live in one of the newly liberated, Revolution of 2018 states then this free shipping offer is worth its weight in Acapulco Gold.
And if you still live in the not-so-liberated states (UTAH? anyone?) then the discreet packaging is also worth its weight in Acapulco Gold.
Another reason to buy from us: some MarsHydro lights just aren’t available on Amazon anymore.
So if you’re considering buying a MarsHydro grow light or grow tent, read on to find out a bit more about MarsHydro, what they sell—and why it could be worth your while to buy from DazzleKat.com (that’s us.)
MarsHydro: A brief introduction
MarsHydro grow lights have earned a great reputation among growers for very competitive prices—but combined with component and build quality that exceeds most lights at similar price points.
For instance, rather than no-name LED diodes, Mars lights use zener protected Epistar and/or CREE LED chips. (Zener protection means that if one LED fails the rest continue to work.)
Moreover, MarsHydro lights are tested at least three times for quality control and all products are fully safety certified for US, Canadian and EU markets.
Founded in 2009, the company has been developing and perfecting its products for over nine years now. The Mars factory shop itself has a history on eBay going back over six years, with 99.9% positive feedback. They reply to enquiries within one business day. We’re looking to offer that same service.
While MarsHydro lights are manufactured in China, a network of warehouses and repair centers across the US/Canada/UK/Germany/Australia handles local shipping and servicing. For the vast majority of our readers that means fast, free or cheap local shipping; local repairs; and no extra customs fees.
Shipping within the USA is free. And packaging is discreet.
Mars also makes grow tents (which we’re selling too) and protective glasses for dealing with the ultra-brightness of LEDs.
What else we like about MarsHydro grow lights
- Full spectrum, for use throughout your grow
- Even coverage
- Plenty of info given on the exact spectrum, footprint and PAR values of each light—too many manufacturers still don’t give growers enough of this info
- No unrealistic claims about what wattage of HID lights they can replace
- Hanging kit, region-specific power cable and instruction manual included
- Minimum of 1 year manufacturer warranty with free service or returns with first 90 days (after that, Mars sends parts for free, or you pay shipping to the repair center and Mars pays return shipping)—warranty length depends on product.
Advantages of buying from DazzleKat
Did we mention already that our lights are cheaper than buying from Amazon? Did we already mention the…
10% Discount on Everything?
Besides that not insignificant point, it’s also worth noting that our store sells some models that aren’t available on Amazon.
You can be sure that you’re buying authentic goods directly from MarsHydro (and our guy on the inside is Kevin Chen if you want to check), rather than from a reseller raising the price or someone selling fakes (it happens). Just make sure the store name is DazzleKat
Selling direct from the manufacturer also means we can offer the occasional auction of new or used equipment. Your chance to perhaps pick up a great bargain.
Plus we can offer some good deals on multi-product packages, which are hard to find on Amazon.
Just enter “10off” at checkout to get your
10% Discount on everything.
A CONSPIRACY FABLE ABOUT FAANG, BANKSTERS, TABAKKY AND GUMMINT
(P.S. Conspiracy against us. We are not paranoid. But that guy in the trenchcoat behind us might be.)
Anyway, as you may or may not know, the FAANG companies (Facecrack, Amazoo, Crapple, Netfux and Gurgle) are bigshots in the $$$ bizness. And the banksters like JPMugginYou, ChaseYou, and BankUvAmerika just LOOOOOOVE $$$$$. And they all LOOOOVE the US Gummint because it’s so easy to suck bucks out of the Gullible Gummint.
So when the Gummint is waddling along with its money cart, the banksters and the FAANGS don’t want to upset the money cart.
Now one thing the Gummint likes a lot is more $$$$. And it gets more $$$ with taxe$$$. And it yanks taxe$$$ out of every little crevice it can find.
But for the longest time, like 100 years, the Gummint could not find the crevices where weed was growing, so it couldn’t suck taxe$$$ out of weed. And besides, BigBadTobakky didn’t want nobody smoking nuthin else.
So everything was hunkydory with BigBadTobakky paying taxes out of your pocket, and the Gummint collecting those taxe$$$, and the banksters storing those taxe$$$ and FAANG companies sitting back and maybe taking a little ad money on the side.
But then sumthin’ happened. You decided you weren’t smokin that Tobakky no more, you were growing your own. And it tasted and smelled a LOT better.
The Gummint couldn’t find the crevices where you grew it, so the Gummint couldn’t collect the taxe$$$. And the banksters couldn’t suck the $$$ from the taxes. And that created a FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) which led to NIMBY (Nobody In My BackYard) which led to FU (do I really need to spell it out?)
And then sumthin’ else happened.
You started growing more and MORE and MOOOORE in bigger and BIGGER and BIGGGGGER crevices. And then the Gummint found it. And eventually the Gummint figured out a way to get taxe$$ from it—in some states.
But the banksters are still in the last century.
And since the FAANG’s and the banks are up each other’s wazoo in a big way—well, the FAANG and the banksters ain’t gonna let anything called “420beginner” have a store. So we have to pretend we only sell LED Grow Lights to, y’know…
legal tomato growers.
And that’s why we are called DazzleKat, kiddies.
Not sure which MarsHydro light to buy? No worries, we’ve already reviewed a few over on 420Beginner.com and we’ll be adding some more reviews over the next few months. (N.B. We said “next few weeks” in the newsletter—we meant “months”!)
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